today is a factual day

...about animals

My photo of a giraffe about to dribble all over josh

And my giraffe version

 The spider that kills the most people in Australia (the huntsman spider) is not venomous, it actually kills people as it loves finding cosy little nests and loves nothing more than to hide under car sun visors and drop on unsuspecting drivers when it feels like it. That's dangerous hide and seek.

Do you think Jelly fish are evil little things? Well, take this Jelly Fish! Jelly fish can evaporate in the sun as they are 98% water, so just point and laugh.

I just love ducks. But if you do not.. Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

If you got all the people in the world on a massive weighing scales and all the ants in the world on the same scales... we would all weigh the same!?! So if you are feeling a little tubby and think your food baby is a tiny bit gross, just think of all those fatty ants taking up their fair share of the scales. P.s. If they ever work out this, as they can lift double their weight, they could just pick us up and take us to Disneyland. Or even better... bring Disneyland to us?

An elephant can die from a broken heart. Also when an elephant is about to die all the rest of the herd does a final parade to the graveyard. They really would make a terrible one-night stand, but at least the walk of shame home would be done in full-on carnival costume. This is also why there is not an elephant version of Jeremy Kyle.

Want to know what is a pain in the neck? In 1945, a rooster name Mike lived for 18 months without a head. Good job he didn't get given a hat for Christmas.

Polar bear skin is black and fur is white. So when singing Michael Jackson's song "doesn't matter if your black or white" think of all those Polar Bears (and pandas) having such a nice multiracial time.

All these facts are not all from my noggin. Some are. Most are taken from the world wide web. Therefore, if any of these are wrong... I blame everyone else.